Universal Chopping Wood With Your Drunk Dad Simulator

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App description:

Dad's a bit drunk... But the job needs to be done.
Be a good son and help him chop some wood!
Check out this engrossing arcade game, in all its pixelated glory!
The game requires lightning-speed reflexes and your full, undivided attention!
The rules are simple - but difficult to master.
It's fun and lightweight - and immensely satisfying once you break your own record!

Tap and hold your finger on the screen to pick up and hold a piece of wood in place.
Let go of the screen before dad's axe starts swinging!

Game is available in 6 languages:
- English
- German
- French
- Polish
- Russian
- Italiano

krolik's comments:

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Today, 01:13 PM

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Joined: Apr 2010

Location: California, USA

Posts: 4,516

Lemme first say that chopping wood with your drunk dad is never a good idea! Nothing good can ever come of it!! 😳
BUT, in a video game, it's a different story and could be a lotta fun!! Watch where you hold that wood and make sure you get outta the way quick lest good-ol-dad chop you hand clean off, LOL!!! 😬

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Universal Chopping Wood With Your Drunk Dad Simulator